Robert Doback: Oh! I knew I shouldn’t have told you that! Robert Doback: And I drive a Mercedes and I have a 40-year-old son, Dale, who still lives at home! Robert Doback: I have a boat, and I wanna retire and sail around the world…ĭr. Nancy Huff: … and I love the movies of Rob Reiner! Pilates changed my life!ĭr. Nancy Huff: I contribute to NPR every single year…
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Nancy Huff: I am Nancy Huff I know how to make Tandoori Chicken. Robert Doback: Sweet Jesus! I love Korean food! Robert Doback: My name is Robert, and I play racquetball. You want to touch this shit?ĭerek: You want to touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen.ĭr. I lather this up with Kiehls in the shower. Check these out.ĭerek: See these? See these boys? This is what I live with, every day. 10.ĭerek: I am the VP of the biggest executive helicopter leasing company on the western seaboard. Mom and Dad aren’t here.īrennan Huff: Yeah, but can we keep doing it, though? It helps me pretend that they are.
9.ĭale Doback: I can’t believe we actually have to move out of this house.ĭale Doback: Hey, you know, we don’t have to whisper anymore.
8.īrennan Huff: I have a green belt… read it and weep.ĭale Doback: I don’t believe in belts. 6.īrennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki! 7.ĭale Doback: Dad, what are you doing? It’s Shark Week. 5.ĭale Doback: Why do you have Randy Jackson’s autograph on a martial arts weapon?īrennan Huff: Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword… And you’re not gonna not get Randy Jackson’s autograph, Right?ĭale Doback: I would’ve done the exact same thing. And you… You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick.īrennan Huff: You’ve actually seen him eating a man’s penis?ĭerek: It was in international waters, so they couldn’t prosecute him. 4.ĭerek: I have to sell or lease at last 80 helicopters to make my nut. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go! 3.ĭale Doback: The only reason you’re living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we’ll put up with the retard in the meantime. 2.ĭale Doback: Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. Robert Doback: When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job”.
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